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A Nepali guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an
old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly
goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman,
beautiful girl and the Indian guy are sitting there
looking perplexed. The Indian guy is bent over holding
his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The old
woman is thinking: That Indian guy must have tried to
kiss that girl and got slapped.
The Indian guy is
thinking: "Damn it, that Nepali guy must have tried to
kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and
slapped me instead." The beautiful girl is thinking:
"That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me, but
kissed the old lady instead and got slapped." The
Nepali guy is thinking: "If this train goes through
another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and
slap that Indian guy again."
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