Once it so happended in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy from India. Both were travelling to the United States. Smart Telugu guy initiates a conversation.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your good name please?"

James Bond: "I am Bond... James Bond."

James Bond: "and you?"

Telugu Guy: "I am Sai...Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.."

Poor James Bond faints!

(Because Bond never heard so long name in his life!Most of the south indian guy has a long family name, they add father name, mother name, village name, school name and city name!!!)