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President bush was awakened one night by an urgent
call from the Pentagon.
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely
able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad
news."
"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have
the bad news first."
"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by
creatures from another planet."
"Gosh, and the good news?"
"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and petrol."
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